Friday, July 25, 2014
  • baby: m -m-m-
  • mom: meet me in the pit? mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell?? makoto tachibana??? what?!?
  • baby: mom wtf

shygu:

i just woke up and so did my dog

(Source: jrdizon)

vann-haal:

elasticitymudflap:

nyehs:

realjunko:

i fORGOT MY LAPTOP WAS HOOKED UP TO THE STEREO SYSTEM SO THIS JUST PLAYED IN EVERY ROOM OF MY HOUSE OH MY GOD

[TO THE TUNE OF “PON PON PON - Kyary Pamyu Pamyu”] (Music fades in) Tabun sonnan ja dame desho Oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Oh yea Mr Krabs (Music slowly fades out)

WHY DOES  T HIS PIECE OF SHIT HAVE 99K FUCKING NOTES NOT A DAY GOES BY I DONT REGRET MAKING THIS POST I HATE ALL OF YOU AND IM NUKING MY COMPUTER FROM ORBIT

wtf

Proven FACT: f2ps do not have a t or u key on their keyboard until they become premium
They also are unable to grasp the outlandish concept of a friendly player

Anonymous said: i went on a server where it was mapped like a club and with a little retro 70's bar and a bunch of pyros was behind the bar pretending to cook food and everyone was either congo'ing or crouching on a table typing in chat what they wanted for their food order ( like a bonk with a MANNwhich ) and everyone cooperated and it was really cute. I don't know why but i wanted to share this.

shitpeoplesayintf2:

i believe you’re referring to koth_nightclub! fun place to goof around, ain’t it?

I looked up symptoms of autism on the cdc’s website and i have several symptoms described but i dont wanna self diagnose but my parents wont get me tested lol fuck u

northmiamigoon:

man white people know how bad the cartel violence in mexico is look how detailed their shows are they pay close attention to the news just to get they shows on point but they decide too look the other way when they deporting my people knowing dam well what’s waiting for us at home